It will not be long until Ellie Goulding and the Diamonds are mined for all of their entertainment value, and their dried out husks cast into Camden Loch. Prizes are of course now available for those who guess the next sequin-coated starlet to pluck from the popjustice nebulae, and bloated with radio one plays until they go red giant and collapse under their own hype. My prediction:
It has Bongos at one point. And look, a denim shirt! Give that girl a Brit.